Pregnant Woman Claims She’s Not Pregnant Until She Identifies As Being Pregnant

SEATTLE, WA—24-four year old progressive feminist, Lisa Dukeman, is 6 months pregnant and has been reported as saying the following, “I am not pregnant until I identify as being pregnant.” Operating under her dogmatic liberal philosophy, Lisa believes a human being cannot be a man, woman, non-binary, and the other 54-or-whatever invented genders unless they […]

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Millennial Quits Church After Learning He’s A Sinner

ST. LOUIS, MO—Ryan Simpson, a 22-year-old business major, started attending Trinity Lutheran Church of the LCMS and reportedly stopped attending after three weeks of attending the Sunday services and Wednesday Bible studies. When approached by the church’s pastor, Pastor Taylor, who asked him why he was leaving, Ryan responded, “After being Christian my whole life, […]

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Non-Denominational Church Apologises After A Creed Was Found On Its Website

PLYMOUTH, MI—The Rock Christian Church recently sent out a newsletter to its congregation members apologising for posting the Apostles’ Creed on its church information page, “What Do We Believe?” Church members expressed their outrage after the pastor announced the church website had been updated. “As a non-denominational church, we don’t believe in creeds for fear […]

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